Aint people crazy?!

I just had to write about this. In my life I have seen some really stupid things, but almost nothing compares to this. I cant imagine any one or any thing being more stupid than this. The Italians government has gone crazy. In Forte Dei Marmi your only allowed to mow your lawn in the weekends. On the other side in Eboli if you kiss in your car and the cops see you, you'll just have to pay 500euros, and I though kissing was healthy :) , and in Eraclea if you decide to make a send castle on the beatch you'll have to pay 250euros, God damn it ain't like the sand is made of gold. If you decide to mountaineer in Italy and you get the feeling like you wanna eat some mushrooms, please don't collect any from Alto cause again you'll have to pay, but this time 113euros. In Capri you cant leave the beach only dressed in you bikini (this applies to the ladies and some fellas who like to wear one, lol) and also you cant feed the pigeons except in Saturday, I gotta question about this, do you guys keep them on diet or something? And the latest bizarre rule in the never ending list of them is that the Italian government forbid the Chinese girls to give massages to the people who need them, but this only applies at the beaches. I mean how more stupid and bizzare can you get? If you have any more rules from this kind please share them :)

Nemo